Moscow has been hit by the worst snowfall since record-keeping started in 1973.
This is why we have to eat bugs to stop the weather from getting too hot. We need this kind of snow everywhere, including in Amarillo, Texas, in order to save the planet.
Joe Biden’s new Paris Tax Accord is going to create a whole new world, where even Miami looks like Moscow in February.
Biden is planning on turning the Atlantic Ocean into a solid sheet of ice, so that Somalian refugees from the brutal Syrian Civil War can drive Tesla electric trucks across the ocean to Minnesota, where they will finally have safety.
Everyone is going to be completely frozen out.
I support it personally, because the cold never bothered me anyway.
The rest of you just need to let it go.
This is what the planet wants. It’s science (Psy-ance).