Homosexuals are men who masturbate their penises into other men’s anuses. They get blood and poop on their penises during this sadistic act, and then they ejaculate into the man’s bowels, where their semen mixes with the man’s anal blood and his poop.

It seems to me that trying to jump start their brains with electric shocks is perfectly logical and sound.

Jerusalem Post:

A UN report released Wednesday on widespread human rights violations in the Islamic Republic of Iran contains shocking findings that the theocratic state imposed electric torture on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender children.

The UN Special Rapporteur for the Islamic Republic of Iran, Javaid Rehman, wrote that he is “concerned at reports that lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender children were subjected to electric shocks and the administration of hormones and strong psychoactive medications. These practices amount to torture and cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment, and violate the State’s obligations under the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights and the Convention on the Rights of the Child.”

Peter Tatchell, a British LGBTQ+ and human rights campaigner, told The Jerusalem Post that “It is a shocking revelation that the Iranian regime subjects LGBT+ children to electric shocks, hormone treatments and psychoactive medications in a bid to ‘cure’ their sexual orientation & gender identity. These abuses echo anti-LGBT+ medical treatments by the Nazis and other fascist regimes.”

He added that “Javaid Rehman rightly condemns these abuses as a form of torture and in violation of international human rights law. Iran should be expelled from international medical associations and conferences.”

Tatchell said the “The UN Special Rapporteur has issued a damning report that confirms systemic persecution of women, LGBTs, human rights defenders, regime critics, trade unionists and ethnic and religious minorities.”

According to the report, “The Special Rapporteur regrets that individuals who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender experience human rights violations and widespread discrimination. Senior officials describe the community in hateful terms, including by labelling individuals as ‘subhuman’ and ‘diseased.”’

He added that “The death penalty can be imposed for consensual sexual activity between members of the same sex in the Islamic Republic of Iran.”

They used to whine about how Iran would “kill gays.”

Here’s a clip of the supposed “conservative” politician “Tom Cotton” complaining about how Iran kills gays.

Isn’t electroshocking them better than killing them, according to these conservative activists?

What exactly is the problem here?

Why is “defense of unlimited infinite man-on-man anal masturbation” a “conservative” issue in the first place?

Homosexuals are sick people. They are the sickest. They are even more sick than women.

If Iran thinks they can save them with electroshocks, then this seems to be a humanitarian choice.

By the way, electric shocks are being used in Western psychiatric medicine.

It’s just called “electroconvulsive therapy” and there’s a page about it on the Mayo Clinic.

Just so you know.

I just hope they play the song while they do it.


Actually, that song might be too gay.