In-between meaningful public appearances, where he makes perfectly coherent statements, Joe Biden is busy studying Chinese military strategy as he prepares to liberate China in the name of the sacred and holy act of of man-on-man anal sex.

“The rabbit should never nibble his own tail. If your soldiers get horny, it is more efficient that they ram their penises into one another’s anuses than get lost wandering around the village looking for prostitutes. The lost wanderer is like a river flowing into the ocean and losing its current in the tides.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The brilliant military strategist Joe Biden is going to hit the Chinks with something they’d never expect: an army of trannies.

AP:

President Joe Biden is set to issue an executive order to reverse a Pentagon policy that largely bars transgender individuals from joining the military, dumping a ban ordered by President Donald Trump in a tweet during his first year in office, a person briefed on the decision tells The Associated Press.

Biden has been widely expected to overturn the Trump policy in his early days in office. The White House could announce the move as early as Monday, according to the person briefed on the decision who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the order.

The move to reverse the policy has the support of Biden’s newly confirmed defense secretary, retired Army Gen. Lloyd Austin, who spoke of the need to overturn it during his Senate confirmation hearing last week.

“I support the president’s plan or plan to overturn the ban,” Austin said. “If you’re fit and you’re qualified to serve and you can maintain the standards, you should be allowed to serve.”

The decision comes as Biden plans to turn his attention to equity issues that he believes continue to shadow nearly all aspects of American life. Ahead of his inauguration, Biden’s transition team circulated a memo from Ron Klain, now the White House chief of staff, that sketched out Biden’s plan to use his first full week as president “to advance equity and support communities of color and other underserved communities.”

The move to overturn the transgender ban is also the latest example of Biden using executive authority in his first days as president to dismantle Trump’s legacy. His early actions include orders to overturn a Trump administration ban on travelers from several predominantly Muslim countries, stop construction of the wall at the U.S.-Mexico border, and launch an initiative to advance racial equity.

It’s time to heal our military by turning them all into trannies.

It’s science.

“Science has shown that coronavirus can spread easily from penis to vagina, but not from penis to anus. We should be as the rabbit biting his own tail, but whistle through the willows.” -Dr. Anthony Fauci, quoting Sun Tzu

We also need to give them all loyalty tests, because many of them are traitors and QAnon believers. Loyalty tests for the military are a sign of strength and unity.

Everything is fine and if any of this doesn’t make sense to you, it means that you’ve gone insane, so you’d better keep quiet about any questions you have about it, lest you be ridiculed.