The Real President Donald Trump, who won the election by a landslide last month, has called for the sickening and evil Congress to give the people more money.

Trump, who is struggling to have his election win recognized, as the media tries to steal it, denounced the weird Congressional scum, who have said they only want to give the people $600 each. Trump has called for people to get $2000 each.

Trump truly loves the people, which is why he was able to win the election in such an incredible landslide. Members of Congress tend to be pedophiles and satanists.

The bill is $2.3 trillion, and after completely collapsing our economy, this government can’t find more than $600 of that to give the people?

“It really is a disgrace,” Trump said in a video posted to Twitter. “It’s called the COVID relief bill, but it has almost nothing to do with COVID.”

Real President then listed off some of what is in the 5,593-page bill, including money for museums, $10 million for “gender programs in Pakistan,” and $2.5 million for – get this – “internet freedom.”

Trump rightfully stated: the people deserve something!

“I am asking Congress to amend this bill and increase the ridiculously low $600 to $2,000 or $4,000 for a couple,” he said.

Pelosi is saying she’ll do it.

He’s playing them against each other just like he did on DACA and it’s probably gonna work.

Now he must say $5000!

Frankly, it doesn’t really matter if you get $600 or $2000, you’re still totally screwed. For most people, it’s the difference of whether they have a month’s rent paid or 2 and a third months rent paid. In the long run, it makes no difference, because there is no new money coming in, and eventually people are going to have to figure out some other way to survive. Again, especially if you’re White.

The government took our ability to provide for ourselves away from us, by force, using this coronavirus hoax. However, they clearly are not going to take responsibility for that. It is instead going to be up to people to figure out how to live.

There will be a lot of people moving in with their parents, I’m sure. Many don’t have that option and many parents will not be able to deal with this collapse – we think of the boomers as rich, and that is generally true, but they’re also stupid, and bad at preparing for anything they were not explicitly told to prepare for.

In general, the scale of this disaster simply cannot be overstated, it can’t really be exaggerated.

The longterm goal is of course to collapse the currency, and then swoop in and replace it with some kind of Universal Basic Income, which will be digital credits linked to you biometrically. They are also going to provide you with a tiny room in a highrise building, but that is still several years off. For the immediate future, it’s going to be hell.

It is simply incredible that these people had the nerve to show up with $600.