Zombie-like Jewish NBC host Andrea Mitchell has made an important and game-changing announcement about the supposedly incoming Joe Biden administration: it’s not going to be political!

This is a big relief for me, as one of my main complaints about politicians is that they are way too political.

What I’m looking for is a politician who is metaphysical.

I want a politician who focuses on this monolith in the Utah desert, and other universal mysteries that plague us.